Due to the dearth of Posts in mid-late January, I feel I am owing somewhat...
As per responses to the previous posts, I got a number of 'fuck you whiny bastard' and an equal number of 'pull up your socks old boy, you'll get 'em next time'. Either way no one seemed particularly concerned with Castro or Sharon.... insensitive friends I guess.
so to fill you all in:
-My job is going well, when it's good it's a cakewalk job, but when it's tough it sucks. Same as ever I guess.
-I am trying to sell a van, but doing a horrible job at it.
-I generally dislike poor people.
-Tea is delicious, but always better out of a teapot.
-Money is the key to happiness.
-I met an Israeli dude and his incredibly hot German girlfriend on the street, take that Hitler!
-I never ever think of the girl I have a crush on when I jerk off.
-I just realized the other day that 'wanker' as in 'wanker ben' means someone who wanks it, same thing with 'jerk'.
-There are waaay more Jehovah's Witnesses in NZ than I ever thought possible.
-Chris Rhodes is a bad individual to be on the bad side off.
-I hate 'volunteering' when it is really an end to a means.
-People who don't care about the environment and are adults who shop at footlocker should be sterilized.
-Buying organic is overrated, buy local.
-Michael Moore, my current bathroom reading, is truly dumb.
-Stupid dykes from Calgary who only want to talk about themselves, should realize God made them stupid dykes specifically because they are boring and shouldn't talk to me.
-The national park system in NZ is first-rate, but the telecommunications industry seems to be operated out of a single Zach Morris telephone and everyone has to take turns using it.
-As long as NGO's don't take into account how businesses are run and will be run, and fail to understand that capitalism isn't an ethos but a description, they will be forever hamstrung.
-I have seen waaay to many 15 going on 25 year old girls to think that all those hormones in beef and milk don't do anything.
-Bill Simmons talked me out of betting on the Colts, but I forgive him.
take it easy, I got a sunburn yesterday.
posted by robert @ 3:33 PM
5 Comments:
I could have gone my whole fucking life not knowing what you did or did not jerk off to. I read this post while in vatican city. Then, i listened to your boy, Pope B16 address the crowd. I felt the urge to put up my hand and mention something about my heathen friend in NZ. Maybe he could have given me the hailmary recipe to save your ass from hell, guess it will have to wait til next time. Or will there be a next time? There might be an over-under line on him soon, he is looking pretty frail. Might be the third horse in.
-A
So what about those young guns going on 25? Ever think about them? Is it wrong to? Where does the meat go?
Sorry Drew, keep up the good work. I hope your address isn't changed, otherwise some Irish dude is going to get a very compromising postcard from this guy. You will likely be very unstoked about it.
As for 'where does the meat go?' I don't know where to start, if this was the most disgusting hour in the world (see rob mclernon), that would be another story. But this is the internet and I don't really want to get arrested, I also have a political career to think about....so I don't really want to get into. But thanks for bringing it up.
hey anton i never think about girls i like when i'm jerking off either. isnt that weird?
make sure you tell AD he should be cataloging this kind of information.
We all are aware of the big 37. He must have been thinking about something....
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